A father watched ......

...his young daughter playing in the garden.

He smiled as he reflected on how sweet and pure his little girl was.

Tears formed in his eyes as he thought about her seeing the wonders of nature through such innocent eyes.

Suddenly she just stopped and stared at the ground.

He went over to her to see what work of God had captured her attention.

He noticed she was looking at two spiders mating.

'Daddy, what are those two spiders doing?' she asked.

'They're mating,' her father replied.

'What do you call the spider on top?' she asked.

'That's a Daddy Longlegs,' her father answered.

'So, the other one is a Mommy Longlegs?' the little girl asked.

As his heart soared with the joy of such a cute and innocent question he replied, 'No dear. Both of them are Daddy Longlegs.'

'The little girl, looking a little puzzled, thought for a moment, then lifted
her foot and stomped them flat.

'Well, we're not having any of that gay stuff in our garden' she said.

engish man and scotsman

engish man decided to move to the highlands as he was sick of fast living,he got himself a little hut in the hylands of scotland. he was living there for about six months really really bored
anyway one day theres a knock at his hut door

it was a sweaty scotman with bagpipes abottle of whiskey and a big ginger beard.

the english man said jesus i didnt know i had a neighbour

and the scotmans said, "well we may have a party laddy"

then he said," but there will be lots of drink dancing and sex"
the englishman rubbed his hand together in excitement and said,"great when can i come round"

the scotman then said," anytime you want laddy its just you and me"