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Some short jokes

Started this discussion. Last reply by Han Jan 24. 2 Replies

The Grim Reaper came for me last night, and I beat him off with a vacuum cleaner.  Talk about Dyson with death.  A mate of mine recently admitted to being addicted to brake fluid.  When I quizzed…Continue

Southern Law Joke

Started this discussion. Last reply by Li Jan 24. 2 Replies

Questions asked in a courtroom can be very revealing... especially in the South. Even of an old, sweet lady many would be happy to call grandma.In a trial in the heart of the South, a prosecuting…Continue

Greek Bailout

Started this discussion. Last reply by cloudskytiger Nov 25, 2011. 3 Replies

If you do not understand economics, this will clarify it for you and make you smile:-).It is a slow day in a little Greek Village. The rain is beating down and the streets are deserted. Times are…Continue

Not for me

Started this discussion. Last reply by handysam Oct 28, 2011. 34 Replies

I think I may leave this site. It seems to be turning into something that no longer sounds like my scene.Anyone else feel the same?If I wanted to join farcebook then I'd join that site. I need a site…Continue

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MutualFriends replied to Marc's discussion 'Email notifications'
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Han replied to Marc's discussion 'Email notifications'
I would say you write to MF to turn them off.
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Han replied to Marc's discussion 'Some short jokes'
This joke is better than some.
Jan 24
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Some short jokes

The Grim Reaper came for me last night, and I beat him off with a vacuum cleaner.  Talk about Dyson with death.  A mate of mine recently admitted to being addicted to brake fluid.  When I quizzed him on it he reckoned he could stop any time.... I went to the cemetery yesterday to lay some flowers on a grave. As I was standing there I noticed 4 grave diggers walking about with a coffin, 3 hours later and they're still walking about with it.  I thought to myself, they've lost the plot!! My…See More
Discussion posted by Marc Dec 16, 2011
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Marc replied to Jamsi's discussion 'I don't attend this website much'
Yes Jamsi, I have to agree. I'm not swung over by this site, pros 'n cons but overall I'm not as happy here.
Dec 10, 2011
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Marc replied to TrolleyBird's discussion 'Unexplained Happenings!'
Your teaspoons are behind the washing machine, and all your socks are stuffed in the back of the airing cupboard :-)
Dec 8, 2011
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Abbility replied to Marc's discussion 'Southern Law Joke'
:-D
Dec 7, 2011
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larry lardner replied to Marc's discussion 'Southern Law Joke'
Hahahaaaaaa funny
Dec 6, 2011
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Southern Law Joke

Questions asked in a courtroom can be very revealing... especially in the South. Even of an old, sweet lady many would be happy to call grandma.In a trial in the heart of the South, a prosecuting attorney called his first witness, a grandmotherly woman he had known since childhood, to the stand.He approached her and asked, "Mrs. Whitaker, do you know me?"She responded, "Why, yes, I do know you, Mr. Coolidge. I've known you since you were a young boy, and frankly, you've been a big…See More
Discussion posted by Marc Dec 6, 2011
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Marc replied to larry lardner's discussion 'RESPECT'
If only that was true ...... to me it seems to happen the other way round
Dec 4, 2011
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nicola replied to Marc's discussion 'Greek Bailout'
I'm a hairdresser, so if I stop doing hair which means I dont buy stock, the ware house stop's supplying peroxide and the bomber's cant get it from the stock room, it stop's the terrorist's, is that what you mean? oh and…
Nov 25, 2011
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Paul Pi replied to Marc's discussion 'Greek Bailout'
That's it...  Its all about flow and little about doing anything..  Economic crisis is about bankers slowing the flow...   factory owner has too little, lays off staff who stop spending money at the pub who stop buying from…
Nov 25, 2011

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