A Mom visits her son for dinner who lives
with a girl roommate.
During the course of the meal, his mother
couldn't help but notice how pretty his
roommate was. She had long been suspicious
of a relationship between the two, and this
had only made her more curious.
Over the course of the evening, while
watching the two interact, she started to
wonder if there was more between him and
... his roommate... than met the eye.
Reading his mom's thoughts, his son
volunteered, “I know what you must be
thinking, but I assure you, we are just
roommates."
About a week later, his roommate came to
him saying, “Ever since your mother came to
dinner, I've been unable to find the silver
plate. You don't suppose she took it, do you?"
He said ,"Well, I doubt it, but I'll email her, just
to be sure."
He sat down and wrote :
Dear Mother:
I'm not saying that you ‘did' take the silver
plate from my house, I'm not saying that you
‘did not' take the silver plate .. But the fact
remains that it has been missing ever since
you were here for dinner.
Love,
your son
Several days later, he received an email from
his Mother which read:
Dear Son:
I'm not saying that you ‘do' sleep with your
roommate, and I'm not saying that you ‘do
not' sleep with her. But the fact remains that
if she was sleeping in her OWN bed, she
would have found the silver plate by now,
under the pillow…
Love,
Mom.